One look sends it coursing through the veins oh how the feeling races   Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces   They don't want to say hello   Like I want to say hello   Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak      And I'm so tense, never tenser   Could all go a bit Frank Spencer?   I'm talking gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it   ...Properly, oh it’s all getting on top of me   And if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone      Everybody's trying to crack the jokes and that to make you smile   Those that claim that they're not showing off are drowning in denial   They're not half as bad as me say anything and I'll agree   When it comes to acting up, I'm sure I could write the book      And now that you’re more than a part in the play   It’s slightly easier to think what to say   You had us all, standing on our heads   Doing our best tricks      Never again, will there be another one that's as desirable as you