Met the sweetest girl   Sold me a pill   Tasted like shit   And it made me feel ill   Watch my body   Twist and jerk   I just wanna find a drug that works      Met the sweetest girl   Sold me a pill   Tasted like shit   And it made me feel ill   Watch my body   Twist and jerk   I just wanna find a drug that works      Where is the drug for me?   Where is the drug for me?      Mutt Ruffalo, Nitrous   Pab Gigolovski, Love   Bolt Jenkins, Poppers   Jasper Future, Funky Cold Medina   Keith Top of the Pops, Night Nurse   Nicky Biscuit, Pro Plus      Caffeine's a drug, caffeine's a drug   Eddie Argos!      Heroin! Heroin! Heroin's the drug's for me   Heroin! Heroin! Heroin's the drug's for me   Heroin! Heroin! Heroin's the drug's for me   AntiGravity! AntiGravity! AntiGravity! AntiGravity!