[MISS HANNIGAN]   Little girls    Little girls    Everywhere I turn I can see them      Little girls   Little girls   Night and day      I eat, sleep and breathe them   I'm an ordinary woman   With feelings   I'd like a man to nibble on my ear    But I'll admit no man has bit   So how come I'm the mother of the year?       Little cheeks   Little teeth    Everything around me is little      If I wring    Little necks   Surely I will get an acquittal       Some women are dripping with diamonds   Some women are dripping with pearls    Lucky me! Lucky me!    Look at what I'm dripping with    Little girls      How I hate    Little shoes    Little socks    And each little bloomer   I'd have cracked    Years ago    If it weren't for my    Sense of humor      Some day   I'll step on their freckles    Some night   I'll straighten their curls       Send a flood   Send the flu    Anything that you can do    To little girls       Some day I'll land in the nut house    With all the nuts and the squirrels    There I'll stay    Locked away   'til the prohibition of    Little girls.