Mary-Anne's my favorite girl   but she's living in her Hollywood world   her daddy owns a 4-star hotel   mommy owns another      Saturdays she's never around   'cause she's at the hippest party in town   and she tells me that she's settling down   so I'm waiting, waiting, waiting      she tells me to let it go but I'm the one who let her in      Mary-Anne shows up wasted at my door   Mary-Anne takes my bed, leaves me the floor   Mary-Anne, you're such a whore   Mary-Anne      Met her at a rock n roll show   she was diggin' on some rum and some coke   she told me she was ready to go   take it or leave it (I couldn't believe it!)      Mary-Anne says love at first sight   shouldn't be confused with spending a night   but she'll come 'round when the timing is right   so I'm waiting, waiting, waiting      she tells me to let it go but I'm the one who let her in    and I don't wanna be a sad, weak , frail, meek, love-struck geek who's   waiting up for her again