Graduated high school, never touched a book   Being the star athlete, was all it took   Packed and left for college, never learned to read   Got a football scholarship, that's all you'll ever need      No more trophies, cheerleaders too   All washed up at 22   No more stardom, no more fame   Mother's disappointed and your dad is so ashamed   Living back at home and your job is pumping gas!!   Stupid jocks they smell like sweat!      Your picture in the paper, head begins to swell   Too much of that high life, your body goes to HELL   Picked up by the Cowboys, get cut the first year   Sent down to a farm team, say goodbye to your career