The other day   I met a bear   Out in the woods   Oh, way out there      He looked at me   I looked at him   He smiled at me   I smiled at him      And so I ran   Away from there   That big 'ol bear    Gave me a scare      I turned around   He jumped on me   His teeth they sunk   Into my knee      I lost my arm   And them my leg   I never saw   That bear again