Staring at the mirror on   the steamy bathroom wall   just eating a Noddemix   As the people are running   the highrise starts to fall   While she neatly wipes her lips       The reporters pick up   their pads and pens   As they rush to the scene   And the cameras wink on the gory views   How the editors agree       Putting on her makeup   she glances at the clock   And next she paints her nails   The train has collided   the driver didn't stop   As she slips onto the scales       The reporters pick up   their pads and pens   As they rush to the scene   And the cameras wink on the gory views   How the editors agree       Looking for her car keys   she finds them in her shoe   Lift the magazine from the floor   That long-ago mystery   has revealed another clue   As she quickly shuts the door      The reporters pick up   their pads and pens   As they rush to the scene   And the cameras wink on the gory views   How the editors agree