Drowning headfirst in my blue life jacket,   Plucked from the ruse of a funeral casket   Hear baby cheers when I'm wandering near you.   How's the broken-hearted blues?      Don't overthink when they say, "I told you,"   Lay off the booze as the video blows you.   Bring on the cheer, I want to be here,   But, I've got this terrible problem.      All my friends had left,   The feeling got sober.   i was a chef on the Red October   Who lost his spine, was paid to feel fine,   And just for ugly babies who are often unkind,      I pushed away those concerts where the privilaged come to play.   I chopped down disciples who'd been clean for just one day.   Despite my attitude, was poised to discover,   I'd change the news to find but one jealous lover,   And I love her.   I do.      Choke a man, Fanta pop,   Easter basket.   Dos mojitos in la discoteca.   Not supposed to eat after midnight,   I think we have a terrible problem.      Don't overthink when they say, "I told you,"   Lay off the booze as the video blows you.   Bring on the cheer, I want to be here,   But, I think I'm turning into a monster, dear      Hello.   Hello.   Hello.   Hello.   Hello.   Hello.