Antfan, there's no need to feel down   I said Antfan, cos' we ain't been around   I said Antfan, there's no others in town   Who can do the things that we do      Antfan, there's a place you can go   I said Antfan, called the Antmusic Show   I said go there, to Adam and the Ants   They can make you start new romance      It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.   It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.   Put on a kilt, dye your hair green   And dance the Zerox-Machine   A.N.T.S. it's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.   Put on your paint   And hold up your head   Till all the though (??) men drop dead      Antfan, I was once in your shoes   So tired and fed up with the blues   So I went and got me a sound   And we called that sound Antmusic      No band does it just like we do   I said no band gets to satisfy you   Go there to the Adam and the Ants   They can make you start new romance      Antfan what do you want to be   Nowhere or an Ant just like me      You can go there to Adam and the Ants   They can make you start new romance