Who's this life for anyway?   An inch is from a mile,   To live your life in an ambulance   Running all the lights.      My name is Hurricane Joe, tonight.   My name is Submarine Tom, tonight.      I fell into the rug last night,   Must have lost my eye.   Tell me doctor will I be all all right?   Will you look inside?      My name is Eskimo Bill, tonight.   My name is Parachute Bob, tonight.      Hand me a cigarette, Jim,   and ask the paramedic   If she will be my wife   So i can learn to crawl again   And finally open up my life.