She wants to be a prostitute   Lives in an institute   She feeds off happy pills   And manipulative cyber-thrills      She's got no brains   At the bottom of her barrel   With her teenage scowl   She can't crack a smile      But it doesn't seem to matter   He doesn't seem to care   He wants to be a nutter   With an audience who care      I know this sounds quite crazy   But I think I understand   Blame the mummy, blame the daddy   I can read his mind      Oh no   Because she is shit   You feel good   Because she is a lunatic   You don't feel so misunderstood   Because she isn't pretty   You look into the mirror and   You feel attractive   Someone call the nurse   Someone call the doctor   Someone rescue this man   Before he fades away      Always treated like dirt   Got a lack of self worth   I was on the pedestal   And he was treated like a fool      Always second best   Scared of ten of the best   You useless good-for-nothing   Daddy knows best      So he finds a little lamb   She makes him number one   She isn't very pretty   But enough to make him cum      I know this sounds quite crazy   But I think I understand   Blame the mummy, blame the daddy   I can read this man      Oh no   Because she is shit   You feel good   Because she is a lunatic   You don't feel so misunderstood   Because she isn't pretty   You look into the mirror and   You feel attractive   Someone call a nurse   Someone call a doctor   Someone rescue this man   Before he fades away      Before he fades away   Before he fades away