I’ve been slain, I’ve been slain   damnit, just before the lay   now I don’t want you as you are,   I only want you as you were   when the lights were dark   what a shame      I’ve been slain, I’ve been slain   damnit, just before the lay   it’s not you who broke my heart,   it’s the lighting in New York   what a shame      it’s my fault for being so bold   I guess you’re only as old    as the person you’re hitting on   have you been hitting on my grandma?      I don’t want you as you are   I only want you as you were   and the lesson learned:   no one’s pretty up close      I see that look that says   your sexual fantasy    is now a crushing reality   give up now and save yourself the blow   what a shame      it’s my fault for being so bold   I guess you’re only as old   as the person you’re hitting on   have you been hitting on my grandma?      men only bother me   when they talk to me   womin only bother me   when they act like men      I don’t want you as you are   I only want you as you were   and the lesson learned:   no one’s pretty up close      I have all the sex appeal of skim milk   I must stop thinking with my uterus   what a shame