Umpire!   Fifty!   If you don’t mind!   Give it!   One, two, one-two-three-four!   You’re going hard, you’re playing fair   You grease your legs, protect your hair   Don’t half pass in the back line   Gotta put in before half-time      Ball! Yes!      Run in twos,   We run in threes!   Kick long with the breeze   Play in front, pass from behind   Everybody’s got to pantomime      Ball! Yes!      Drop the shoulder, elbow it out   If in trouble, go over the top   Don’t drop-kick on a wet day   If you come off you better not play      Ball! Yes!      Yes, yes, yep, yeah!      You’re going hard, you’re playing fair   Grease your legs, protect your hair   Don’t half pass in the back line   You gotta put in before half-time