Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today, madam.   Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today, mmmmmm.   And she's sorry to be delayed,   but last evening down at lover's lane   she strayed, madam.   Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.      When she woke up and found   that her dream of love was gone, madam,   she ran to the man   who had lead her so far astray.   And from under her velvet gown   she drew a gun and shot her lover down (he should have seen it coming), madam.   Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.      When the mob came and got her   and dragged her from the jail, madam,   they strung her up   on the willow across the way.   And the moment before she died   she lifted up her lovely head and cried, madam.   Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch.   Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.