One two three      I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig   'Til they shortened up my nose   And they made me wear a wig      I'm afraid the things on piggy farm   Will never be the same   Since they picked me for this job   And they stuck me with a name      It's a name, it's a name      Who ever heard of a pig with a name like   Meridian Leeward, that's my name   I fly around the sky in a big jet plane      I'm a flash ace pilot   Got my name on the wing   I hang around with people   And they don't suspect a thing      You look like a person but you know you're a pig      I'm not afraid of dying   From some mad man's gun or knife   When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life      I'm not a piggy anymore   And I don't share that dread   The other day for breakfast   I ate half of Uncle Fred      Uncle Fred, Uncle Fred   I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?      Meridian Leeward, that's my name   I fly around the sky in a big jet plane      I'm a flash ace pilot   Got my name on the wing   I hang around with people   And they don't suspect a thing      You look like a person but you know you're a pig      I think I'd rather be a cop   I think that's what I'd like to be   I'd show you people a thing or two   If a man in blue starts beating on you   Look out 'cause it might be me      You look like a cop but you know you're a pig      Meridian Leeward, that's my name   I fly around the sky in a big jet plane      I'm a flash ace pilot   Got my name on the wing   I hang around with people   And they don't suspect a thing      You look like a cop but you know you're a pig