Joe and Mabel's 12th St. Bar and Grill      The kids say, "Daddy, where did you meet mother?"   Well, I can't tell them and I never will.   I can't tell them that we met each other   Down at Joe and Mabel's twelfth street bar and grill.      I used to find you down there every weekend,   But when we wed I thought you'd had your fill,   But here lately you've begun to frequent   Joe and Mabel's twelfth street bar and grill.      Chorus:   There's an Ajax beer sign hanging from the window   And there're men behind those walls of sin    Who'll drag you down again!   I can't understand why you get such a thrill   Down at Joe and Mabel's twelfth street bar and grill.