It wasn't my intention to eavesdrop   But there a guy sat, two stools away   And you could tell the bartender knew him      And that he'd been there some other day   And while I sipped my libation   I overheard his conversation      Remember, how I'd walk in   What excitement there would be?   Never less than twenty people   I had lots of friends, you see      I gave the party, I was the host   Everyone loved me, I was the most      Champagne and plenty of it   Real imported caviar   And the hatcheck girl got fifty   Just for lighting my cigar      I kept 'em laughin', jokes by the yard   Everyone loved me, I was a card      And I had a girl, a beautiful girl, her whole world   I think, consisted of mink and diamonds and pearls   Because she was mine, I'd glitter and shine,   And life was a ball, and wasn't it all, so cozy 'n fine?      But nothing lasts forever and the deepest well runs dry   Just 'cause I've stopped rolling sevens doesn't mean I have to cry   I'll take that nightcap, one more won't show   And incidentally maybe you know where, oh, where, oh, where   Did everyone go?      Where, oh, where, oh, where   Did everyone go?