Once I had a girl   She called me on the phone   Said come on over honey   You know I'm all alone   But when I got to her place   What I saw stopped me dead   She was standin' with a shotgun   Pointed at my head   My my too bad too sad   My my too good to last   So I'm cuttin' out fast      Once I had a friend   We had a lot of laughs   He was all a friend could be   Knowin' him was just a gas   One night I got home   He gave me one surprise   He was standin' in a womans dress   Lashes on his eyes   My my too bad too sad   My my too good to last   So I'm cuttin'out fast   My, my, my   My, my, my   Had a pretty wife   She was all I could need   Gave me what I wanted   Never had to plead   One day a man called   And he put me wise   Shes doin' the same thing   With ten other guys   My my too bad too sad   My my too good to last   So I'm cuttin'out fast   My my too bad too sad   My my too good to last   So I'm cuttin' out fast   My, my, my   My, my, my