(joe ricardel, redd evans)         I don't want french fried potatoes,   Red ripe tomatoes,   I'm never satisfied.   I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay   With chafafa on the side.         I don't want pork chops and bacon,   That won't awaken   My appetite inside.   I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay   With chafafa on the side.         A fella really got to eat   And a fella should eat right.   Five will get you ten   I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.         I don't want fish cakes and rye bread,   You heard what I said.   Waiter, please serve mine fried   I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay   With chafafa on the side.         ~interlude~               A fella really got to eat   And a fella should eat right.   Five will get you ten   I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.         I don't want fish cakes and rye bread,   You heard what I said.   Waiter, please serve mine fried   I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay   With chafafa on the side.         (now if you don't have it, just bring me a check for the water!)