I'll tell ya something Scagnetti   In all of my days in the penal business   And that ain't no small amount of days   Right boys?      Oh no, nope, Mickey and Mallory Knox are   Without a doubt the most twisted   Depraved pair of shit fucked that has ever been   My displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on      I'm tellin' you,   These two motherfuckers   Are a walkin' reminder of just how   Fucked up the system really is      Don't get me started, okay, warden?   Don't get me started   Dwight, you call me Dwight      They've killed a shitload of inmates and guards   Three inmates, five guards and one shrink   All in one year's time   Open that goddamn gate      Yes sir   What, a psychiatrist?   Yeah, I'm Mickey's better half      Miss Mallory strangled his ass   When he made the dumb ass mistake   To ask her what her parents were like   And she done it all shut up on tranquilizers too      Oh, ain't love grand?   If that doesn't tell the truth, listen   I got another dead lie   Love makes the world go around      Hey, I need to talk to you 'bout   How did a fellow like you get to be a   Specialist in psychos anyway?   Well actually Dwight      I'd recommend having your mother   Killed by one after that happened   I developed a rather keen interest in the subject   You know?      What happened?   When I was born I spend   The first part of my life in Texas   Oh that's funny, you don't have an accent      Nah, I don't wanna talk like those assholes   Well, my my mother was from Texas   I meant those other assholes   You know, who used to beat the shit out of me      Anyway, one day when I was eight years old   My mother, my mother   I wanted to play in the park   And it just so happened to be the same day      Charles Whitman had climbed to the top   Of the University Texas tower   And started shootin' strangers      And you was with her, sure was   You see the thing is Dwight   I didn't hear any shots   I didn't hear any of 'em      And one minute I'm walkin' with my mother   When all of a sudden, chest explodes   She hits the ground, right?   I, I'm just lookin' at her      Her forearm flies off   Her hip explodes and   Now, I'm not hearin' any of these shots right?   Boom, chest explodes right?      I spent all goddamn day   Lyin' flat on the grass, bein' eat alive by fuckin' ants   I'm thinkin', what happened to my ma   You know?      And ever since then I've had a strong opinion   About the psychopathic fools that's alive today   In America's fast food culture   I tend not to exhibit the self-discipline      You know, you and comin' off a peace officer   You got it right Jack   You got it right, say, you don't mind   Do ya, if I call you Jack?