When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called ego   And you don't move at all   When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo   Damn, You're gonna hit the wall      The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues      Did I piss you off did I do that Johnny?   Did I make you darkblue?   Did you pee your pants when I playboy'd your bunny   Damn, No I don't pay-per-view      The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues      Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor   You got nothin' on me   I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor   Damn, It ain't no charity   I Got no sympathy      The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues   The Cockblocker Blues      She's got it   He's Got it   I know I've got it   We all got it   The Cockblocker Blues