I saw a girl, she was walking down the street   She was sellin' Holy Bible, Lordy   She was lookin' at me, yeah      She said, "You know, boy   I can save your soul   For a price I'll have you   Knockin' on Heaven's door"      But I, I get it for free   She said, "Invest in the Lord   And you'll invest in me, yeah"   I said, I, I get it for free   I, I, I, I get it for free      Done, gone but I forgot   Forgot what she was selling   I really took me something back   How to get to Heaven, yeah      But I, I get it for free   I got an angel in the back   And she gives it to me, yeah   Yeah well, I, I get it for free   I, I, I, I get it for free      Come on back when you have something to sell   I don't already have   Maybe you'll come back when my old lady is out of town   Then I'll take you straight to Heaven, yeah      I, well, I get it for free   Well, I, I, I, I want it for free, yeah   I, I get it for free   I, I, I, I get it for free      Well, I'm not asking   I, I take it for free   I, I, I, I get it for free      Hey, I said, I, I, I, I want it for free, yeah   I said I, I, I, I get it for free   I said, I, I, I get it for free, baby      I, I, I, well, I get it for free   Oh yeah, I said I, I get it for free