Spent a million dollars on Amphetamines   Crashed a lot of cars   Fucked all the stupid stars in Hollywood   Because I could, because we could      So you loved to hate us in your private jets   Funny, how you bitched and moaned   'Cause you got fat and rich   And when I'm dead, all you'll put on my headstone is that      I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard   Fake, I was always so plastered   Fake, so why you say it's true?   Looks like I'm fake just like you      Fake, I'm a dirty little whore   Fake, I'm everything and more   Looks like I'm fake just like, just like you      Fake, fake, fake      40 million records and going strong   Never won a Grammy   Still won't play along in Hollywood   Like we should      And I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard   Fake, I was always so plastered   Fake, so you say it's true   Looks like I'm fake just like you      Fake, I'm a dirty little whore   Fake, I'm everything and more   Looks like I'm fake just like you      My diamond rings and cocaine binges   All strung out on your syringes   I sold my soul while you sold records   I have been your slave forever      What are you fat cats doing anyway?   Take our money and flush it down the drain      You're so fake, you're a dirty little bastard   Fake, you're always so plastered   Fake, so you say it's true   Looks like I'm a fake like you      Fake, you're a dirty little whore   Fake, you're always such a bore   Fake, so you say it's true   Looks like I'm fake like you      I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard   Fake, I was always so plastered   Fake, so you say it's true   Looks like I'm fake just like you      Fake, I'm a dirty little whore   Fake, I'm everything and more   Fake, so you say it's true   Looks like I'm fake just like      Looks like I'm fake just like   Looks like I'm fake just like   Just like you