Did you ever seem to have one of those days   When everyone's on your case   From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend   Well, you know, I used to have it just about all the time   But I found a way to get out of it   Let me tell you about      Sittin' in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag   Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag   [Incomprehensible] bells ring, you know it's my cue   I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number 2      Smokin' in the boys room   Smokin' in the boys room   Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules   'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school      Checkin' out the hall makin' sure the coast is clear   Lookin' in the stalls, nah, there ain't nobody here   My buddy Sixx, Mick and Tom   To get caught would surely be the death of us all      Smokin' in the boys room   Aah, we're smokin' in the boys room   Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules   'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school   Hey, could I be excused?      Well, put me to work in the school bookstore   Checkout counter and I got bored   Teacher was lookin' for me all around   Two hours later you know where I was found      Smokin' in the boys room   I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys room   Nah, nah, nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rule   Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school   Everybody      Smokin' in the boys room   Smokin' in the boys room   I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys room   Smokin' in the boys room      Hey, teacher don't you fill me up with your rule   'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school   One more      Smokin' in the boys room   Smokin' in the boys room   Now, teacher I'm foolin' around with your rule   'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school