There's a problem with the girls here on Earth   They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts   Seems like everything wild is in distaste   Gotta get my band off in outer, outer space      I want a place that wants arena rock   Along with the girls who wanna suck my   Take our music up and fry some brains   Teach a dimension how to go, go insane      It can't come too soon   Someone always has to break the rules   Like a rock n' roll cartoon   1st band on the moon      Now it won't be too long   Until we get to sing our songs   Even if we're out of tune   1st band on the moon      Everybody watching on their TV sets   Came out of the shuttle dancin' penthouse pets   And someone grabs a mic and really lets it spit   But the band is so loud we blow the, blow the transmit      It can't come too soon   Someone always has to break the rules   Like a rock n' roll cartoon   1st band on the moon      Now it won't be too long   Until we get to sing our songs   Even if we're out of tune   1st band on the moon      That's one small step for man   One giant leap backwards for mankind      It can't come too soon   Someone always has to break the rules   Like a rock n' roll cartoon   1st band on the moon      Now it won't be too long   Until we get to sing our songs   Even if we're out of tune   1st band on the moon      Even if we're out of tune   1st band on the moon