My girlfriend says I can't do this   My wife says don't do that   Another case of PMS, gonna have me a heart attack   I need a small vacation man, life's a mini-wreck   Told my lawyers and accountants, done took all I can take      Livin' in the no   One more fucker breatin' down my back, think I will explode   Livin in the no   Everyday, everywhere I go livin' in the no      TV says 10 dead for Christmas stalker on the loose   Another freeway shooting, I'll be hangin' by a noose   I cant seem to shake it, I can't seem to bend the spell   Special thanks to Mom ' Dad for bringing me to hell      Livin' in the no   One more shark breatin' down my back, think I will explode   Livin' in the no   How'd you like to live your life, livin' in the no      You heard what the magic caught?   On too many penthouse pets   Get some protection baby   Lord knows you might be next      Livin' in the no   One more mother breatin' down my back think I will explode   Livin' in the no   How'd you like to live your life, livin' in the no      Livin' in the no   One more fucker breatin' down my back, think I will explode   Livin' in the no   Everyday, everywhere I go livin' in the no