Well I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come   I hope they're coming for me   And I don't know how they do it, but they do it real good   I hope they do it for free      They give me cat scratch fever   cat scratch fever      First time that I got it I was thirteen years old!   Pussy cat livin' next door   And I went to see the doctor and he put me on hold   He said there wasn't no cure      He said it's cat scratch fever   cat scratch fever   He said it's cat scratch fever   cat scratch fever      I'm not in danger, I'm not in pain, I'm moving like a train   You know you got it 'cause it makes you insane   It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain      Well I make that kitten happy with the tongue and the hand   She wave her tail at me   She knows just where to come to find a sensitive man   I give it to her for free      Cat scratch fever   Cat scratch fever