(Cheesey, Cheesey)   (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular    They're real good for yo)       Call any vegetable Call it by name    Call one today When you get off the train    Call any vegetable And the chances are good    Aw, The vegetable will respond to you       (Some people don't go for prunes...I    don't know, I've always found that if they...)    Call any vegetable Pick up your phone    Think of a vegetable Lonely at home    Call any vegetable And the chances are good    That a vegetable will respond to you       Rutabaga, Rutabaga,    Rutabaga, Rutabaga,    Rutabay-y-y-y...       (A prune isn't really a vegetable...    CABBAGE is a vegetable...)       No one will know    If you don't want to let them know    No one will know    'Less it's you that might tell them so    Call and they'll come to you    Covered with dew    Vegetables dream, Of responding to you       Standing there shiny and proud by your side    Holding your hand while the neighbors decide    Why is a vegetable something to hide?