Album : B-Side Babies!
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Lock up your shed because Juanito's coming
Just crossed over into Mexico
Lock up your pigsties and your daughters
'Cos if it moves, you know old Juanito

Young ladies he likes to ravish
He knows how to make them wet
And if he can't, he know he dig himself a hole
Or go looking for your favorite pet, olé

They call him Juanito the Bandito
Lock up your things, you'll be robbed
They call him Juanito
The randy bandito
Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*

He wears a soft sun-soaked sombrero
A droopy moustache to his chin
He will hold up stab or shoot you
So that he can get it in okay

(Alright) they call him Juanito the Bandito
Lock up your things, you'll be robbed
They call him Juanito
The randy bandito
Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*

My son, I tell you... don't bother
I'm going downtown with the guys okay?
Lock up your shed because Juanito's coming   Just crossed over into Mexico   Lock up your pigsties and your daughters   'Cos if it moves, you know old Juanito      Young ladies he likes to ravish   He knows how to make them wet   And if he can't, he know he dig himself a hole   Or go looking for your favorite pet, olé      They call him Juanito the Bandito   Lock up your things, you'll be robbed   They call him Juanito   The randy bandito   Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*      He wears a soft sun-soaked sombrero   A droopy moustache to his chin   He will hold up stab or shoot you   So that he can get it in okay      (Alright) they call him Juanito the Bandito   Lock up your things, you'll be robbed   They call him Juanito   The randy bandito   Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*      My son, I tell you... don't bother    I'm going downtown with the guys okay?