I just read the news in the paper yesterday   Danny Bonaduce just got busted in L.A.   He used to be 10 years old now he's 25   busted for narcotics and he's facing 10 to life   "Danny Partridge Busted"   it happened just the other day   "Danny Partridge Busted"   now they're gonna lock him away   we'll never see his freckled face smiling anymore   they're gonna put him in a cell and doublelock the door   Shirley, Keith, and Reuben, I wonder where you are   next time you see Danny he'll be safely behind bars   and he got busted   it never happened to me   poor Danny   little Danny Partridge wasn't as innocent as he seemed   he finally found an outlet for his moneymaking schemes   I just can't believe it 'cause it seems so strange to me   the kid that we grew up with is a pusher on the street