I don't have much to offer   or anything at all   I look like death warmed over   you're like a living doll   Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen   But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o   I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen   You're too dear to put a price on   and when I talk to you   You're more than Monty Python   Star Trek or Dr. Who   You're much more than    MST3K or D&D yeah   I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o   I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e.   Once you get used to it   Maybe you can love me just a little bit   Would that be, such a catastrophe?   So don't start screaming yet   Just lower your standards and get set   Whatever it takes, however it has to be   Those other girls can't stand me   There's none as fair as you   But if they see you and me   It might embarass you   So we'll go where they will never see you   I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o   I'm King Dork and I want you to be my   I'm King Dork and I want you to be my   I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen