Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter   teach you to program computers   teach you all the skills you need   you can die with dignity   I got a phone call from the sergeant yesterday   he had a message from the good old U.S.A.:   "Good grades, high I.Q., you're one terrific guy   we'll let you push the buttons while the other people die."   no way, that's what I say   I don't want to be a marine today   Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter   teach you to program computers   teach you all the skills you need   you can be a fucking pig   and that's why the sergeant smiles   everyday in high school when I got home   marine recruiters called me on the phone   oh god, never thought it would come to this   I get cards I get calls now I'm on the mailing list   Mom I'm not home if they call me on the phone