Let me tell you something you don't seem to understand   I don't really care about your crappy local band.   Don't you tell me I can't tell you what to do   I can, on the whole,   'cause I work for a magazine   and I wrote a book about rock and roll      I wrote a book about rock and roll   I wrote a book about rock and roll   I think rock and roll is wonderful   and I wrote a book about rock and roll      I know words like "sobriquet," "malaise" and "plutocrat."   And I compare the Shaggs to Wittgenstein--   how cool is that?   Oh, you don't? I didn't think you would.   Aren't my references out of control? Sometimes I even stump myself,   but it's all in my book about rock and roll.      I wrote a book about rock and roll   I wrote a book about rock and roll   rock and roll is in my soul   so I wrote a book about rock and roll      hey yeah yeah, rock and roll      if you start doubting me   there's something you should see   take a look at these   thousands of CDs   no one has more than me   and I got all of them for free      Hey, thanks for the free CD, I can sell it at the store down the block   And don't be surprised if I say "kiss my ass"   that's how rock and rollers talk (like me)   but you better treat me right   'cause I'm mean and powerful   but you'll never be a reference in   my next book about rock and roll      I wrote a book about rock and roll   I wrote a book about rock and roll   rock and roll is wonderful   so I wrote a book about rock and roll