This guy just moved next door to me and   I think he's kind of strange   I got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots   and a big brass belt buckle with a big white beard   and tiny wire rim glasses with lots of short friends   Who wear pointy little shoes who sends reindeer   Out to get his paper who gets a ton of mail   Mostly written in crayon who when I say "hi"   He says "ho ho ho!" Who's a little overweight   But he seems pretty well natured    I think he eats a little too much milk and cookies   Who always seems to disappear round late December   I'll bet he's visiting his family it's probably    The only thing he does that's slightly normal