So what is it about me?   Hey, what am I supposed to say?   You could make my day   Or you could make a picture of   The times we had   You might get sad   You might get rich someday   If you do, I might get mad   Remembering that month I spent   You said you were my only friend   So now be a dear and leave me alone   Don't come back or call up my phone   And if there is somewhere that you need to be   Don't make it here with me      And don't try to clean the carpet stain   You don't have to close that creaky gate   You'll get along just fine   You might even make a song   Or find someone   To hang those troubles on   On and on in my memory   Hey, wait, you're fading out   About the way you faded in   Remind me of your name again   And then be a dear and leave me alone   And don't come back or tie up my phone   And if there is somewhere that you need to be   Don't worry about me      Remind me of your name again   And then be a dear and leave me alone   Don't come back or call up my phone   If there is somewhere that you need to be   Try not being here with me   I wish that I knew you when I was   A patient sort of guy, baby   You might be someone I used to know