Well, these young girls are driving me crazy   I'd fuck 'em all but I'm too lazy   Livin' all alone can be tough on a man   Time to take matters in my own hands      So heading for the Jack Shack   Heading for the Jack Shack   Till I get a job or my wife comes back to me   I'll be down at the Jack Shack, yeah      Got 30 bucks and a sack full of quarters   Tonight, I?m giving all the orders   Big fat joint and a truck load of speed   Wanna go blind while I can still see      So heading for the Jack Shack   Heading for the Jack Shack   Till I get a job or my wife comes back to me   I'll be down at the Jack Shack      Baby, got me really starting something   Honey, got my heart and hand a pumpin?   Baby, they?re lining up to smell my fingers   Honey, here I come again, alright, cool I win      One, two, three, four      Ain't looking for heaven?s streets of gold   Ain't looking for hell?s streets of whores   God and the Devil like everybody else   Save the best pussy for themselves      So heading for the Jack shack   Heading for the Jack shack   Till I get a job or my wife come back to me   Down at the Jack Shack      Down at the Jack Shack   Down at the Jack Shack   Looking for cutie that won't talk back   Down at the Jack Shack, yeah