You honk the horn on your Mercedes Benz   I've rolled up my window so you're honkin' again   Your stereo could drive the devil out   Hey, you drink too much and you talk too loud      But you think you got it made   Think you got it made   Think you got it made   When you're one blade shy of a sharp edge      Republican is the way you vote   You've got a sticker on your bumper that's how I know   And you think true love is around this bend   You've been around the bend since the age of ten      But you think you've got it made   Think you've got it made   Think you've got it made   When you're one blade shy of a sharp edge      Now, I'm a little too old for your toupee curls   I'm a full grown woman and you're lookin' for girls   Hey, it's Saturday night so go on down the road   I'll cancel you out when I go to the polls      But you think you got it made   Think you got it made   Think you got it made   When you're one blade shy of a sharp edge      Hey, hey