You're so late getting home from the office   Did you miss your train?   Where you caught in the rain?   No, don't bother to explain      Can I fix you a quick martini?   As a matter of fact   I'll have one with you   For to tell you the truth   I've had quite a day too      Guess who I saw today, my dear   I went in town to shop around for something new   And thought I'd stop and have a bite when I was through      I looked around for someplace near, and it occurred to me   Where I had parked the car, there is a most attractive   French cafe and bar, it really wasn't very far      The waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner   And when my eyes became accustomed to the gloom   I saw two people at the bar who were so in love   That even I could spot it clear across the room      Guess who I saw today, my dear   I've never been so shocked before   I headed blindly through the door   They didn't see me passing through      Guess who I saw today?   Guess who I saw today?   Guess who I saw today?   I saw you