One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do   Two can be as bad as one   It's the loneliest number since well the number one   Listen up, it gets worse      No, is the saddest experience you'll ever know   Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know   Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know      It's just no good any more, babe, since you went away   And now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday   All my troubles seem so far away      'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do   Yes, one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know      One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever, ever, ever, ever do      Well, I'm not kidding you   Aw I am so depressed, I need a nap and a good therapist   Don't you hate to eat alone? Bitter party of one?   Ah that's all