Excuse me did you call yourself a love expert   Studied, graduated and qualified to show me what it's all about?   Honey, talk is cheap, you gonna have to convince me      Did you say, I've got a lot to learn?   Well, don't think I'm trying not to learn   Right here is the perfect spot to learn   Teach me tonight      Starting with the A, B, C of it   Right down to the X, Y, Z of it   Teach me the whole mystery of it   Teach me tonight      The sky's a blackboard high above us   And if a shooting star should fly by   I'll take that star and write, 'I love you, I love you'   A thousand times across the sky      One thing isn't very clear, my love   Should the teachers stand so near, my love?   Graduation's almost here, my love   Come on and teach me tonight      The sky's a blackboard high above you   And if a shooting star should fly by   I'll take that star and write, 'I love you'   A thousand times across the sky      One thing, one thing isn't very clear   Should no teachers stand so near   Graduation's almost here, my love   Come on and teach me tonight   Graduation's almost here, my love   Teach me, teach me tonight