Better than cream cheese and bagels   Better than honey on bread   Better than champagne and pretzels   Better than breakfast in bed      Better than chili rellenos   Better than chocolate eclairs   Better than hothouse tomatoes   Better than fresh bartlett pears      Better than dining a la carte   Or simply gastronomic art   Better than anything except being in love      Better than making a million   Better than being a queen   Better than oil wells and gold mines   Better than pastures of green      Better than finding a horseshoe   Better than losing your head   Better than anything ever thought of   Better than anything ever said      Ah, ha better than singing right out loud   Or being ha, spotted in a crowd   Better than anything except being in love      Better than elephants, elephants are dancing   Better than clowns on parade   Better than peanuts and popcorn   Better than pink lemonade      Better than rides on the midway   Better than seals blowing horns   Better than men shot through cannons   Better than fresh ears of corn      Ah, better than balancing on a wire   Or watching tigers jump through fire   Better than anything except being in love      Better than driving 'round the park   Or watching fireflies after the dark   Better than anything except being in love      Hey, Diana? Yeah?   Are you sure that love is even better than shopping?   Well, there's a little sale on late floor up at Barneys   But it's still better      Oh, come on, come on   What about that thirty percent sale at Jimmy Chu's   And Sak's Fifth Avenue Friends and Family Day? Ha?   Still better      Well, maybe close second   Very close second   Better, more better   Better, better, better