Why do you come here?   And why, why do you hang around?   I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry      Why do you come here   When you know it makes things hard for me?   When you know, oh, why do you come?      Why do you telephone?   And why send me silly notes?   I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry      Why do you come here   When you know it makes things hard for me?   When you know, oh, why do you come?      You had to sneak into my room just to read my diary   It was just to see, just to see   All the things you knew I'd written about you      Oh so many illustrations   Oh, but I'm so very sickened   Oh, I am so sickened and now      Oh, it was a good lay, good lay   It was a good lay, good lay   It was a good lay, good lay, aha      Oh, it was a good lay, good lay   It was a good lay, good lay   Oh, it was a good lay, good lay   Ah ah ha ah ha      Oh, it was a good lay   It was a good lay, ah   It was a good lay, good lay, good lay   Ah ha ah ha      It was a good lay, it was a good lay