I tried to see what in my life could be so wrong   I figured it out all I need is a car to be so strong   So here I sit on the hood of a Buick   I feel real cool and the chicks all dig it   Things are gonna change and I think it's happening now      Mama said, "Oh, dear baby don't leave me"   But I'm a redneck adventurous pitch forked pup from the farm   Now I cruise on the high road to China   Got girls lined up way back to Ohio   Slicked back hair with pomade that just won't stop      And he said, "Ahh shucks"   Figured it out all wrong      I wrecked that car on the night of my very first prom   Betty Lou got out and walked, in short, she was gone   So here I sit on this heap of a Buick   Best girl gone, oh I just knew it   Things are gonna change and I think it's happening now      And he said, "Ahh shucks"   I figured it out all wrong   The only thing that really matters now   You ain't got a car stay f-f-far, stay f-f-far      You ain't got a car   [Incomprehensible]