Well it was '94 when i dug you up   And like the time before,   It was just bad luck   I should have knocked you out   With an upper cut   But you smothered me shut      What is with me,   And these needy folk?   As it starts out fun,   Soon becomes a joke   Before we got a laugh   We were up in smoke   It's rich going for broke   It's rich going for broke      The people carrier   Takes care of our soul   Our safety barrier   Won't let us fall      When you hit the drink,   You're a different character   And it all comes down in a twiseted mess   When you're holding court   You're a big end barrister   Desperate to impress      I see you open up   On a rare occasion   You've been dead so long   That you decompose   And you come on strong   Like a pitch invasion   And the following day the case is closed   And the following day the case is closed      The people carrier   Gets us from a to b   We're so much happier   Now we can see      I nearly broke my back   Trying to bring you happiness   I was way off track   Some crazy whore   Then i collapse   In a shabby mess   Fresh grounds for divorce   Fresh grounds for divorce      The people carrier   On top of it all   Over the safety barrier   And then we fall      A people carrier   On top of it all   Over safety barrier   And then we fall