Doing the Washington twist   Doing the twist with a twist   No one is set till they finally get   On the President's favorite list   President's doubts while the ins and the outs   Keep on doing the Washington Twist      Gentlemen loaded with charm   Seemingly meaning no harm   But while they're there, you're becoming aware   That they're quietly twisting your arm   Gentle in tone while promoting a loan   Which is part of the Washington Twist      Congressmen's lips that are pucked   Waiting for plums to be plucked   Legal concerns, making out their returns   With expenses they'd like to deduct   Drinking a toast to the host with the most   While they're doing the Washington Twist