I have a college pal who   Says we can pay one price for two   Just ask for 'Roger', at   Video Bargainville       We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car   There's a friendly store with nice decor, and lots of posters on the door   Once past the counter and the newsstand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand   You're ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land.       Don't be too confused by the little reviews   On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use   The hippety-hoppest videos in the land   Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned   Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends   Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends   Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke   No. That's not right... It was Robert DeNiro, everyone's favorite video hero.       I have a college pal who   Says we can pay one price for two   Just ask for 'Roger'   At Video Bargainville         So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!"   And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned   There's a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack   If you're tired, you can hit the sack with the trendy new Ben-Hur disco double pack       I have a college pal who   Says we can pay one price for two   Just ask for 'Roger'   At Video Bargainville       Once we had a friend   was too extravagant   Was not a Bargainville fan   ...pissed off the video man!       Soon there will be "program your own" TV,   So they ask you to heed this final plea:   Before it's all dead you should rent more,   and enjoy video bargains galore!!       I have a college pal who   Says we can pay one price for two   Just ask for 'Roger'   At Video Bargainville...