Up in Downsview where the skies are greyI can take my Mazda down the old parkway>From what they tell me I just make a rightTo the place that's jumping every day and night.Well, I'm glad to say I'm on my wayTo where ducks and jugglers and children playI may be stuck in traffic, but I'm on the huntGonna find my harbour down at Harbourfront.Pleasure bound I started walking aroundIt took me half an hour to find some grassy groundI spread my blanket, but I got no sunJust the shadow of the condominiumWell, I'm sad to say they blocked the wayThey took my view and my naiveteI saw lots of condos, but to be bluntI didn't see no harbour down at Harbourfront.Hey! Is there no Metro plan?There's no need for a cultural homeSo tell me what do you say alderman?Build a casino with lots of chrome.Take 10 story, 20 story, 30 story Lunch!There's no need for a cultural homeWe're gonna solve that intangible budget crunch!Pave the harbour from the shore to the 'Dome.I took my problem to so many doorsTo the Feds, Queen's Park, and councillorsThey sent me on to a businessmanWho said "son, listen up, I understand""You see, I'm glad to say you'll get your wayYour Authorsfest and your Children's DayThat artsy stuff, spring, summer, fallOn parking level three of HarbourMall!"Say, see where the art used to be?Back to business at HarbourMallSkydome's a runt next to King HarbourfrontGive the business to HarbourMall.So now I see the situation's clearWe'll have HarbourFun every day of the yearUnder HarbourMall's roof I'll get my sunWith the tanning salon and Mr. Eggleton.Well, I'm glad to say we got our wayThe Authorsfest and the Children's DayAll that artsy stuff, spring, summer, fallOn parking level three of HarbourMall......HarbourMall fun in the city!