I woke up this morning dick rock hard had to piss so bad   That shit made me say God Lord, dick harder then a Armadillo   So I went in the bathroom and drained the little fellow   Flush the toilet, washed my hands, took off my silk shirt   And piss down my pants I was rolling to meet this   Bitch in 'bout an hour [Incomprehensible] and grabbed   And toweled and jumped my stankin' ass in the shower   And now I'm feelin' better at least I'm smellin' better instead      Of a combination of pussy and cheddar, I still smelled like   Last night's fuck, so washed my lips, fingertips   But I can't forget to wipe under the nuts, blow my nose   Wash my toes, then my asshole, foggin' up the mirrors   Never go wet all my fuckin' clothes, ain't that a bitch   I'm already runnin' late, thinkin' I ain't got to do nothin'   Now I gotta change my outfit stepped to the closet   And scanned the wardrobe seen that silk shirt, Tommy, fuck it      I'll wear that Polo though, Girbauds and Polo socks   Slipped on the Fila's 'cause it was too hot to bust the   Timbo high tops, I looked in the mirror one last time for kicks   Like I really had to check, like I ain't know I was the shit   Everything was in place, pearly whites, brown complexion   Daily braids and daily face, mirror, mirror, wasup?   Who's the most stuck up? I'm better than bitch   I just fucked that stankin' slut, that's the thought for the day      I'm 'bouts to cut that hoe she can't fuck anyways   Now I'm back on my mission, but before I hit the fuckin' front door   Gots to hit the kitchen 'cause all the banquet didn't   Is gettin' bigger man, I ain't ate shit dawg, hungrier than three niggas   Grits and oatmeal, no time to cook though, fuck it I'll grab   That left-over cold cut combo and now the stomachs at ease   I'm 'bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ring   They wanted the keys and now I'm ready for the street      Lookin' neat, smellin' sweet from my teeth to my fuckin' feet   I guess it's part of my job being colder then cold, smoother then smooth   Sharper then sharp, so if you catch my in the club don't say shit   Sweatin' a nigga like Micheal [Incomprehensible] Tyler don't pay bitch   'Cause I ain't that nigga that's gonna play with you or stay with you   But I'll damn sure lay with you 'cause I'm that type of nigga   To tell a bitch that I love 'em quick, better but not believe it   Though 'cause I ain't 'bout shit      That nigga ain't shit   That nigga ain't 'bout shit   That nigga ain't shit      That nigga ain't shit   That nigga ain't 'bout shit   Ain't shit