Went to a garage sale, what did I see?   My dream come true, in front of me   Three dollar special, it's my bike now   He's my best friend, though I don't know why      We climbed trees together   We picked up chicks   We're best friends forever      Now I gotta blow my nose   We had some good times, but I can't remember   And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog   I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese   I tried to eat it, but then I threw up in my shoe