Life   It ain't when you get your first kiss   Or when you throw your first diss   Life's just life   And it sucks   [Oh ya, life's just life]   Life   is when you're beating up your mom   Picking on her for her multicolored thongs   And shooting her in the ass   Life   Ain't when you graduate high school   And raise a farm with mules   Life's just life   And it sucks   [Oh ya, life's just life]   I love    to eat   my mom   [Oh yeah]   I love to go to prom   [Oh yeah]   I just love to take big shits   [Oh yeah]   And make poopies in my mom's oven mitts   [Oh yeah]   Lifes just life